As the name implies, the key to this
80s costume is the hair. Once you have that covered, you are sure to
be boss, Haus. Assuming you don't actually have a mullet (please say
you don't!), you will need a wig. You can follow the link to the
right to get your mullet on.
If you're really lucky, you might find a
hot little Mall Rat that just can't wait to run her fingers through your
Other elements to
round out this gnarly 80s costume include:
- Black muscle tee (heavy metal concert tee preferred)
- Bandana tied around neck
(nothing says "take me seriously" like the
- Work boots
- Tight jeans (bonus points for acid
- Search Amazon for
Top Left: Oops, this Mullet Man forgot his black muscle tee - SWEET!