Word Up – 80s Additions to the OED
I was pleased the other day to hear my 8-year-old son come home from
school and said that they had been using dictionaries in class – like
with cursive handwriting, I wondered if the dictionary would be
something of the past. Why look something up in a big ‘ol book when you
could just look it up online? I’m pleased to say he’s learning both.
I also learned last week through a friend that The Oxford English
Dictionary has made available online
what words were added to the dictionary year by year. So of course
we had to look up our favorite decade...
Behold below – the words of the 1980s:
With the resurgence of the word yuppie in the early 80s you know the word
“foodie” couldn’t be far behind. A foodie is someone who views food as a
hobby, and an experience rather than just fuel for the body. I would
guess that 80s foodies would be into fancy stroganoffs, fancy casseroles
and washed down with fancy sparkling Perrier. And maybe Jell-O Pudding
Pops for dessert? Maybe not.
– Chill Pill.
Like, omigod, gag me with a spoon and take a chill pill. I would freak out
whenever this really cute boy Dave walked by me in the cafeteria with a
giant plate full of rolls. My friends would tell me to take a “chill
pill”, tone it down, pull it together; basically...don’t act like an
idiot. Chill pill, taken. Well, most of the time.
1982 – Downloadable.
Ok, I have to admit that this one surprised me. In high school I failed my
Computer Science class and two geeks didn’t create a woman on a computer
in Weird Science until 1985...so...this one might be a mistake,
Oxford English Dictionary. Check your facts.
1983 – Air Guitar.
Think of all the guys with sweet mullets at the Def Leppard concert
playing air guitar! And the girls at the Mötley Crüe concert workin’
their whammy bars! My air guitar looked like Eddie Van Halen’s red
guitar with white stripes. Classic.
How could teenage girls of the 80s not have been shopaholics? Look at the
totally awesome stores our malls had – Lerner, Rave, benetton, Esprit,
CONTEMPO CASUALS for the love of God. And boys, you had Chess King and
Oak Tree. Many a paycheck from working long hard hours at the video
store was spent stimulating the economy...’80s teenage style.
1985 – Gobsmacked.
Meaning shocked, blown away, totally thrown...as in: “Michelle went and
gobsmacked me by showing up to the homecoming dance with my ex” or “I
was gobsmacked when Dave ate all those rolls at lunch, he’s SO FINE.”
Following that comment I was immediately told to take a “chill pill”
1986 – Channel Surf.
In the 80s you used your very high-tech remote
as most everyone called it) to change the channel, or channel surf. Hang
ten everybody! I can’t decide what to watch so I’ll just go between a
little Alf, Designing Women,
Perfect Strangers and LA Law. We didn’t have time to
watch just one show, just like everything else in the glory days excess
was best – we were up for a little bit of everything.
1987 – Bazillionaire.
Those foodie yuppies back in 1980 invested well in the market and became
bazillionaires. I hate them!
1988 – Beatbox.
pants. Giant pieces of cardboard taped together and set in the middle of
the playground. Red jackets with lots of zippers. Breakdancing. And
people making music with no instruments - only their mouths - the
glorious beatboxers of the 80s. Immediately I think of the rap group The
Fat Boys and of Doug E. Fresh and his hit “La
Di Da Di.”
1989 – Crowd-Surfing.
A few years after you channel surfed you could crowd surf. I saw an REM in
concert in '89, they were promoting their Green album
(album...sigh.) I saw people near the stage float across outstretched
arms and hands, being passed along like they were doing back floats in
the ocean. It’s a pretty memory.
There you have it - ten years of ten like, totally awesome words. They
give a great overview of some of the major cultural and societal trends
at play in the decade of excess. I’m gobsmacked that I pretty much use
all of these words quite a lot today. And so do a lot of other people,
based on the fact that I’m still told quite a bit to take a chill pill.