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80s Jokes
Welcome to the 1980s humor time warp. Here is our collection of 80s-themed jokes. Humor that only exists in its time context.
Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire? (user submitted
06.05.07)
A: Beat it!
Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? (user submitted 04.19.07)
A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
Q:
What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
A: Islands in the Stream
Q:
Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?
A: John Cougar's Melon Camp
Q: What's grosser than sweat on Olivia Newton John?
A: Come on Eileen
Q:
How did Billy Squier die?
A: Stroke! Stroke!
Q:
What is the difference Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A: Michael Jackson was burned using Pepsi and Richard Pryor was burned
using Coke.
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