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are vampires and then there are ‘80s vampires, which, like the decade
that birthed them, were even more outlandish, opportunistic and
hedonistic than their bloodsucking predecessors. But with all due
respect (read: none) to Once Bitten, Lifeforce or
The Hunger, any such list starts — and ends — with 1987’s
The
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vampire genre — horror leavened
with a dollop of comedy and cool — some 18 years before Stephanie Myers
would strike stake gold with a similar but more emotionally overwrought
variant, the massively hyped Twilight $aga.
In homage, then, we’ve compiled a list of 10 Lost Boys-themed
designs culled from a cross-section (pun totally intended!) of the web’s
most creative t-shirt vendors. Given the film’s status as a beloved fave,
we’ve aimed the spotlight here on creative productions that dig a little
deeper than the rather predictable, garden-variety licensed garb that
often passes for movie merch these days...
Two final notes: (1) said shirts are arranged in a topical, but unranked
order and (2) click on the pics to link through.
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1. Our first design, Santa Carla 1987, pays
tribute to the film’s sunny, coastal Californian setting, which
however picturesque (and, ultimately, fictional), broke with
established conceptions of vampire noir.
Available at
Last
Exit to Nowhere, a U.K.-based imprint whose products pay
clever tribute “to the most memorable places, companies, and
corporations in cinema history.”
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2. An obvious and rather literal pun, this
illustration from
Fright
Rags captures the film’s titular characters — Marko, Dwayne,
David, and Paul, respectively — at a moment of indecision and
unsure of the way home.
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3. According to Wikipedia, the film’s title
was a literary reference pulled from Peter Pan. Likewise, Sam’s
dog, Nanook (pictured below), was also so-named to honor Pan’s
“Nana” and her role as a guardian. Woof!
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Watch "My Brother's a Vampire!" clip featuring Nanook
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4. An exact replica of the tee worn by Edgar
Frog (Corey Feldman) during an uneasy, get-to-know-you
exchange with his would-be client and future ally, Sam
(Corey Haim), the Why Waltz design is something of a
mystery, its exact origins being somewhat murky and
obscured by the passage of time (much likes vampires
themselves). The blend of non sequitur sloganeering and
provocative imagery speaks to his character’s |
brusque, take-no-prisoners mindset, while its subtle, mise-en-scène
torso placement ensures that it is glanced over by all but the
most attentive of fans (sadly). Available via the t-shirt
recreationists at
Found Item Clothing.
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5. Speaking of the Brothers Frog, this top gets to
the point with a faux logo for their fictional business.
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6. Be kind, please rewind.
Yet another example of reverse branding, this clever Video Max
shirt recycles a similar refrain from the film’s climactic
showdown to creative effect.
Spotted at
Dark
Bunny Tees, an awesome site that turns out high-quality,
limited-edition prints organized around movie memes.
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7. You are what you eat.
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8. One thinks this design, a nod to the
sequence during which the principals reveal their murderous
alter egos, would be far more effective without the obnoxious
LB-legalese beneath the silhouette (see comments above about
predictable, garden-variety licensed garb...). That single
misgiving aside, its clean and simple visual is eminently
stylish.
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Watch "Lost Boys Initiations Over" clip
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9. On a related note, we present this simple number,
which we found listed on etsy as genuine, 100% vintage
deadstock.
It’s not particularly smart (see again, my comments in
the introduction), but the copy on the back is possessed
of a poetic quality.br />
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10. Team David is always looking for its
necks victim. (Groan...)
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