Okay, eighties kids, close your eyes and picture Mary Lou Retton’s face.
Go ahead.
Do it.
I bet you a gazillion bucks that you pictured her with a big, enthusiastic
smile, right? Mary Lou Retton was the embodiment of the happy, healthy,
bouncy female athlete in the 80s. Totally. Mary Lou Retton just
radiated sweetness and energy, didn’t she?
Dude – she STILL does:
Retton was born on January 24, 1968, which made her sixteen years old (and
a high school sophomore) during the 1984 Summer Olympics. And I know
that so many gymnasts are teenagers, but still – SIXTEEN YEARS OLD! Now
that I actually have a sixteen-year old of my own, I am even more amazed
by the accomplishments of teenage athletes. Sixteen-year olds are KIDS,
people.
Retton was born in Fairmont, West Virginia. As a child, she got inspired
by
Nadia Comaneci and began taking gymnastics lessons. Knowing what we
know now, it’s no surprise that she was good at it. Like, really good.
She moved to Houston, Texas, in order to train with Comaneci’s former
coaches, Bela and Marta Karolyi. She got even BETTER. Sportswriters
referred to her as a “little powerhouse.”
In 1983 (at age thirteen) she won the American Cup and placed second at
the U.S. Nationals. She went on to win the American Classic in 1983 and
1984, and the Japan’s Chunichi Cup in 1984.
The Olympics was the big enchilada, though, and Retton had her eye on the
prize. As a side note, 1984 was the year that fourteen Eastern Bloc
countries, led by the Soviet Union, as well as East Germany, Hungary,
Czechoslovakia, and Cuba, boycotted the Summer Olympics. This boycott
was in response to the United States-led boycott of the 1980 Summer
Olympics in Moscow. Just FYI.
Anyway, it must have been such a bummer when she injured her knee during a
floor routine before the Summer Olympics and had to have surgery. Yikes!
She recovered just in time to compete in Los Angeles, though, and she
totally rocked.
Retton scored perfect 10s on her floor exercise and vault and took the
gold for all-around. Go Mary Lou!! Team U.S.A.!! This video totally
makes me tear up with pride for her:
She won four other medals, too: silver in the team competition and horse
vault, and bronze in the floor exercise and uneven bars. With five
medals, she won the most of any athlete in the 1984 Olympics.
Here’s another great look at her awesome performances in the 1984 Summer
Olympics:
Americans LOVED the perky, pretty, 4’9” gymnast. We called her “America’s
Sweetheart” and little girls lined up to get their hair styled into a
pixie cut, a la Mary Lou.
She was “Sports Illustrated” magazine’s Sportswoman of the year in 1984
and The Associated Press’s Amateur Athlete of the Year. In 1984, the
U.S. Olympic Committee created the Mary Lou Retton Award for athletic
excellence. Retton was named the Most Popular Athlete in America by the
Associated Press in 1993, and was inducted in the International
Gymnastics Hall of Fame in 1997.
She hosted “ABC Funfit” in 1985. It was a series of short segments which,
like “Time for Timer,” were wedged in
between Saturday morning cartoons and encouraged healthy habits:
Commercials were a natural fit for the pretty, bubbly athlete:
Since then, Retton has made guest appearances on television shows such
“Baywatch,” and is referred to as villainous coach Sue Sylvester’s worst
enemy on “Glee.” She’s also had a few cameo appearances in movies.
Retton married in 1990 and has four daughters. She has been plagued by
hip dysplasia, a condition she was born with, and underwent hip
replacement surgery in the early 2000s. Retton now works as a
pharmaceutical spokesperson for various mild medical conditions she has,
including arthritis.
Check out how lovable and funny she is in this ESPN clip. It’s just
impossible to not like Mary Lou Retton and, by extension, hardworking
Olympians worldwide. Healthy, confident, strong athletes representing
their countries are nothing but TOTALLY AWESOME! Go Olympics!
Okay, eighties kids, close your eyes and picture Mary Lou Retton’s face.
