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Ahhhh, nothing quite says 80s hair like
the sweet, sweet look of all your hair on one side of your head. Okay, if
we're going to be totally honest with ourselves we have to admit that no
one wakes up one morning and decides "I'm going to wear my hair in a way
that reduces the appearance of IQ by at least 25 points!" Unfortunately,
some of our 80s fashion fads made it look like we did just that, and the
side ponytail was one of them.
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Imagine taking a horse's tail and sticking
it to the side of your head. That's the look we were all going for – and I
mean ALL of us – in the 80s. I mean, if Debbie Gibson was doing it, then
it had to be cool right? WRONG. Celebrities, mall rats, even our moms
tried to don this rad 80s doo. If you were totally awesome you crimped it
and some of us even pulled off the side ponytail and big bangs at the same
time. I wore my hair in just such a style to the 8th grade athletic formal
(1985) while donning a silver and blue lame tea length, one-shoulder
dress. Which begs the question, between the one-shoulder only dress and
the hair all on one side – were the 80s just generally lopsided? All I
know is that I looked A-W-E-S-O-M-E pulling away from home in the white
limo.
Those that say the side ponytail is making
a comeback do not truly remember the 80s version of it at all. The side
ponytails of today are nothing like the all or nothing version we put on
our heads back then. Today's side ponytails are subtle and loose. See
Keira Knightly here for an example of the 21st century version of the side
ponytail.
So word to the wise, if you do remember
the side ponytails of the 80s and you've heard about the "side ponytail
comeback" don't run out the door with your hair looking like it did back
then. Chances are you'll get more than a few weird looks (except from that
guy with the mullet in the stonewashed jean jacket).
Learn more about Hairstyles of the 80s!