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Honorable Mention. The Karate Kid
(June 1984) - I made this movie an honorable mention because it is one of
my favorite teen movies, but I would not quite classify it as a comedy. It
is the same reason that Say Anything is not on this list either. The
Karate Kid featured Ralph Macchio as Daniel Larusso and Pat Morita as Mr.
Miyagi. Who can forget "Wax on, wax off"? It was the very first film role
for the incredibly beautiful Elisabeth Shue. It also featured William
Zabka as the bully Johnny Lawrence (Zabka would play that jerk role well
in the 80's also appearing as the bully in Just One of the Guys and Back
to School too) This film did not feature many classic 80's tunes, but it
did have "Cruel Summer" by Bananarama.
10. Better Off Dead (October
1985) - This one just barely made the list. The main reason it makes it
is because it stars of my all-time favorite actors, John Cusack. Cusack
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Meyer who is dumped by
his girlfriend and challenges a guy to ski a dangerous slope in an
attempt to get her back. Favorite Classic quote: "I want my two
dollars!" Classic 80's song featured in the film: "Like to Get to Know
You Well" by Howard Jones.
9. Just One of the Guys
(April 1985) - This is one that not everybody has seen. It did not have
any young stars, but still delivers in great 80's style. A high school
girl feels she is being discriminated against because she is a girl, so
she decides to transfer to a different school and pretend to be a boy. She
helps give a makeover to another guy, falls for him and hilarity ensues.
Classic quote: "Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear."
Classic 80's tune: (Not a lot of great options) "Trouble" by Lindsey
Buckingham.
8. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (August 1982) - A great movie,
especially for its time, this one ranks a little lower for me because it
actually deals with some serious issues and does not make me laugh as much
as some of the others do. This movie was written by Cameron Crowe (Say
Anything, Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous) and featured such future stars as
Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Judge Reinhold and Forest Whitaker. It is
hard to believe that someone as serious as Sean Penn was once known for
playing surfer dude Jeff Spicoli. Fast Times contains a scene that most
guys growing up at that time remember in which Phoebe Cates exits a
swimming pool topless (nice). Classic quote: Many to choose from, but my
favorite is Spicoli saying "Relax, alright? My old man is a television
repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." Classic
80's tune: "Somebody's Baby" by Jackson Browne.
7. The Breakfast Club
(February 1985) - This is the first of 4 movies written by John Hughes on
this list. Again a great movie, but ranks a little lower because it deals
with some serious issues and does not have as many "laugh out loud" scenes
in it. This is the first of 3 movies that feature Anthony Michael Hall in
its cast. He and the rest of this cast (including Emilio Estevez, Judd
Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy) brought a lot to these fantastic
characters/stereotypes that they played. Classic quote: Principal Vernon
says "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns." Classic
80's tune: "Don't You
(Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds
6. Can't Buy Me Love (August 1987) - A very under-rated film which
I still find funny and entertaining to this day. It stars Patrick Dempsey
(now more known for his role on Grey's Anatomy) as geeky Ronald Miller who
desperately wants to be part of the "cool" crowd during his senior year of
high school. He convinces the gorgeous head cheerleader, Cindy Mancini
played by Amanda Peterson (hot), to pretend to date him. His plan works
for a while and then there is a moral at the end of the story. A couple
interesting members of the cast include Seth Green as Ronald's little
brother Chuckie and Gerardo (Rico Suave himself) as Ricky one of the jocks
in the cool crowd. Classic quote: "Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's
all bull$hit. It's hard enough just trying to be yourself." Classic 80's
tune: "Dancing With Myself"
by Billy Idol
5. Sixteen Candles (May 1984) -
Another film written by the great John Hughes and another film featuring
Anthony Michael Hall (as Farmer Ted, the Geek). The film revolves around
Samantha, played by Molly Ringwald, with her family forgetting her 16th
birthday and her crush on Jake Ryan. There is a foreign exchange student,
Long Duk Dong, who steals every scene that he appears in getting big
laughs each time. Also John Cusack has a small role in this film as Bryce,
one of Farmer Ted's geeky friends. Classic quote: Anything from Long Duk
Dong like "What's happenin' hot stuff?" or "No more yanky my wanky. The
Donger need food." Classic 80's tune: "If You Were Here" by The Thompson
Twins
4. Weird Science (August 1985) - What do you know? Another film
written by John Hughes and another film starring Anthony Michael Hall.
This is a funny movie that I still thoroughly enjoy. This is a tale of
Gary (Hall) and Wyatt who are two dorks who somehow create Lisa, a
beautiful woman played by Kelly LeBrock, with their computer. Obviously
far fetched, but makes for a great storyline. The film also featured
actors Robert Downey Jr. and Bill Paxton early in their careers. Paxton
plays Wyatt's older brother Chet and is involved in many of the funniest
scenes in the movie. Classic quote: "Well, my nuts are halfway up my a$$,
but other than that, I'm perfect!" Classic 80's tune: "Weird Science" by
Oingo Boingo
3. Real Genius (August 1985) - Came out the same month as Weird
Science and just as funny, if not funnier. This film stars Val Kilmer as
Chris Knight who is one of the brightest minds in the country, but he
doesn't act like it most of the time. I find the dialogue/banter in this
movie to be outstanding. If you have not seen it in a while, go watch Real
Genius and pay special attention to the dialogue. William Atherton plays
the perfect jerk as Professor Jerry Hathaway and Robert Prescott plays the
perfect dork as Kent. Classic quote: Lots of great banter to choose, but
my fav is when Chris says to Kent "What about that time I found you naked
with that bowl of Jell-o?" and Kent replies "Look, I was hot and I was
hungry, okay?" Classic 80's tune: "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by
Tears for Fears
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(June 1986) - This is the last of the John Hughes films on my list and
this one does not star Anthony Michael Hall. It of course stars Matthew
Broderick as the classic title character. This movie takes the place over
one day when Ferris decides to skip school and show his buddy a good time.
Very funny and charming movie from start to end. Many great performances
include Jeffrey Jones as Principal Rooney, Alan Ruck as Ferris' buddy
Cameron, Jennifer Grey as Ferris' sister, Ben Stein has the monotone
economics teacher and Charlie Sheen in an early role as simply "Boy in
police station." Classic quote: "Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't
stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Classic 80's
tune: "Oh Yeah" by Yello
1. Revenge of the Nerds (July 1984) - This movie tops my list
because it has all of the elements of a great teen comedy, but it could
just as easily swap places with any of the other top 5-6 movies on this
list. This was a rated R movie which allowed it to get away with some
things that other teen comedies could not. It is the story of Louis
(Robert Carradine) and Gilbert (Anthony Edwards) as they go off for their
freshman year of college. If you have not seen this one in a while, I
encourage you to watch it again (and not the edited television version).
Some interesting cast members include Timothy Busfield who played
Poindexter, Ted McGinley who played head jock Stan Gable and a young John
Goodman who played the football coach. Classic quote: "Those nerds area
threat to our way of life." Classic 80's tune: "Burning
Down the House" by Talking Heads
There's my list. Like I said, put them in any order, but those are pretty
much the best 10 flicks. Some movies that others might put on their list
include Pretty in Pink, Footloose,
Valley Girl, The Sure Thing, One
Crazy Summer among others.

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