“Jump” Hits #1 30 Years Ago this Month
(and its role in the ongoing Van Halen / Van Hagar debate)
February 1, 2014
By Mark Dursin
It has been one of the most divisive issues of the past thirty years. A
controversy that has inspired rancorous debate, has pit brother against
brother, and has spawned heroes on both sides, with neither side
claiming victory. I’m talking, of course, about the Van Halen vs. Van
Folks have bizarrely strong opinions regarding which version of Van Halen
is better—the one fronted by the punch-drunk, startlingly limber David
Lee Roth or the one led by the raspy-voiced, non-55-driving Sammy Hagar.
While arguing their position, some appeal to logic (“Roth’s version has
sold more albums!” “Yeah, well, Sammy’s version had more albums reach
number one!”); others appeal to emotion (Hagar sucks! Diamond Dave’s a
clown!); and still others claim they prefer the Gary Cherone era.
Actually, I’m just kidding with that last one... no one has ever said
Me? I don’t know if I have an opinion, except to say that my favorite Van
Halen song is probably “Love Walks In,” from Sammy’s first VH album,
5150. And I realize, by admitting that, I have effectively heaved
my credibility right out the window for a good portion of my audience.
And that’s fine, because I find “Love Walks In” haunting and
beautiful—the musical equivalent of Zooey Deschanel’s character from
(500) Days of Summer.
And to my detractors, I counter with two questions: (1) “So, you prefer
the unlistenable ‘Why Can’t This Be Love?’ then? If so, you have less
credibility than I do.” and (2) “Oh, and you didn’t play the opening
notes of ‘Love Walks In’ ad nauseum on your Casio keyboard back in
But as I was saying... I don’t have an opinion about which version of VH
is better, but I do have an opinion on one of the opinions. Let me
explain: one of the biggest knocks against Van Hagar is that when the
band brought in Sammy they also seemingly brought in some new marketing
strategists, who apparently advised them to jettison the face-shredding
guitar licks that put them on the map for cheesy synth-poppy keyboards.
In essence, they’re saying that the Dave-fronted version of Van Halen
ran with the devil, while the Sammy-fronted version skipped with
To me, that argument is complete elitist and easily refutable bunk. In
fact, I can shoot down that argument with one word: “Jump.”
Released thirty years ago, as the first single from the album 1984, “Jump”
is historical for several reasons: it’s the only Van Halen song to reach
number one on the Billboard charts: it’s the song that basically tore
Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth apart; and it’s the best Van Hagar
song that Van Hagar never wrote.
Here’s what I mean by that last part: Hagar-haters rail on Sammy-era songs
for their insipid lyrics, their reliance on synthesizers, and their
blatant pandering to “mainstream” fans. But “Jump”—the most well-known
song in the band’s history and maybe one of the most well-known songs in
the history of popular music—has all of those qualities. Nonsensical
lyrics? Check. Synthesizers? Big check. Appeal to the mainstream? Well,
when you consider that Eddie allegedly borrowed the “Jump” synth part
from Hall and Oates’ “Kiss on My List”... yeah, I’d say a huge CHECK!
(Granted, VH tested the waters of commercialism with “Dance the Night
Away.” But with “Jump,” they officially plunged headfirst into the Pop
Culture Pool, the Main Stream.)
And I’m not saying any of that is a bad thing. Prior to “Jump,” all I knew
about Van Halen is that I didn’t want to know anything about them. The
kids who liked Van Halen were the same ones who liked AC/DC and Black
Sabbath. Those kids scared me. But I owned
1984 on cassette, as did
everyone else I knew. If “Jump” was a calculated attempt on the part of
Van Halen to broaden their fanbase, it absolutely worked.
My point: there may be a whole host of legitimate reasons to hate on Van
Hagar. Hate them for their partnership with Crystal Pepsi; for penning
the lyric, “My babe is poundcake”; for releasing an album called
OU812, quite possibly the dumbest album title of all time. But
don’t hate on them for being synth-heavy sell-outs. Or do, but just know
that thirty years ago, Diamond Dave commanded people to “Jump,” and a
nation responded—by jumping on the VH bandwagon.
Diamond Dave says "Jump!"