 |
|
|
|
Ryan’s Bodacious Weekly Countdown
|
|
|
 By Ryan Zimmerman
 Follow
Ryan on Twitter
@ryanzonline
New 03.27.09: Ryan here ... back with my weekly Top 5 ... This week “Top
5 Underrated Movies of the 80s.” These are those movies that may not stand
out amongst the most popular, but are great nonetheless. |
|
|
Top 5 Kid Shows of the 80s
|
5. Double Dare (1986-1993) – I’ll take the physical challenge!
Nickelodeon broke out the dares and the debauchery known as Double Dare
back in the 80s. Teams would battle back and forth on trivia questions and
inevitably, physical challenges… hilarity would then ensue. The ultimate
goal was to get to the final level — the obstacle course. The kids would run
through a timed course, searching for flags up a huge nose or inside
oversized waffles in order to get to the end in time. If they won, the
kids would usually either get a vacation or a trip to Space Camp! If they
lost, however, they would be forced to spend the evening curling Marc
Summers’ perm. |
 |
|
|
|
|
4. You Can’t do that on Television (1979-1990) – “Hey, Alasdair”… “Yes,
Lisa?” It’s time to fire up a Locker joke and kick it Nickelodeon style.
The sketch hit, You Can’t Do That on Television, became one of Nick’s top
rated shows and kept its audience coming back for more with every slime
splash and water spill on the unsuspecting actors. The show offered a
smorgasbord of recurring gags and clips--the kid chained to the wall in
the dungeon, the firing squad, Barth’s burgers, and the housewife who
always wore those yellow dish gloves. It was low brow--- but it was high
entertainment. Even Alanis Morrissette got her start on the show. Come
on….”you oughta know” that! |
 |
|
|
|
|
3.
Kids Incorporated (1984-1993) – K-I-D-S yeah! If you were lucky enough
to have the Disney Channel — I mean the real Disney channel — not the
annual 3 day free previews — then you were sure to indulge in the
masterpiece that was Kids Incorporated. It was the show that was made for
the kid actors that were not quite talented enough to make it on the
“Mickey Mouse Club,” yet not bad enough to be on “Hey Dude.” Jennifer Love
Hewitt, credited as “Love Hewitt,” was a cast member and before Fergie
was, well, Fergie, she spent 6 seasons as “Stacy” on the show. Rumor has
it, once she got her “lovely lady lumps,” she appeared to old for the
show. Hewitt, on the other hand, took a more classy approach to
songwriting, with her first CD release ... entitled “Let’s Go
Bang” ... seriously. |
 |
|
|
|
|
2.
Pee Wee’s Playhouse (1986-1991) – “Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho-
Your wish is granted for a snippet on Pee Wee’s Playhouse (Thanks Jambi!).”
Kids across America were pulling up their bean bag chairs in front of the
TV to check out Pee Wee and the gang every Saturday morning. Truly a great
show. ... I love it! "Then why don't you marry it?” Whether it was Conky
delivering the scream inducing, secret word of the day, or when Morpheus,
I mean Cowboy Curtis, with his shiny hair, the show brought many
unforgettable characters to life. The show lasted for about 4 seasons,
before it went off the air. There are rumors that it may be coming to DVD.
...
Just a piece of advice, though. ... Do NOT see it in a movie theatre! |
 |
|
|
|
|
1.
Fraggle Rock (1983-1997) – I am not sure what it was about the show
that drew me in. Was it the puppetry? Was it the music? Or was it the fact
that there was a character named “Boober” and it made me giggle every time
I heard it? Either way, the Fraggles rivaled Sesame Street as the most
entertaining puppets around. Whether it was Mokey getting the munchies
(come on, that girl always seemed stoned) and eating the Doozer’s
buildings or Wembley macking on Red, the Fraggles Fraggle Rocked my world
as a kid. The only problem was that it was on HBO — and if you didn’t have
HBO, you were worse off than the Trash Heap on a windy day (just some Fraggle humor). The cool thing, though, was that the girl down the street
had HBO, and I would go over there to watch it and then play with our
Cabbage Patch Kids. I even got to first base with her ... too bad it was
while playing baseball on Atari. |
 |
|
 |
LT80s on
Follow LT 80s
| |
 |
