Ryan’s Bodacious Weekly Countdown
Top 5 Most Annoying TV Characters From The 80s
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5. Dave Coulier as “Joey Gladstone” AND Andrea Barber as “Kimmy Gibbler” – Full House: Too incredibly annoying to pick just one, Joey and Kimmy storm
onto our countdown at #5. Joey was a comedian — although his jokes were as
lame as Bob Saget’s ... well ... as lame as Bob Saget. Every time he did that
“Cut ... it ... Out” gesture, I wanted to reach my little 10 year old arm through
the TV and break off his fingers. Gibbler, the token wacky next door
neighbor, dressed like a Van Gogh painting threw up on her, and
continually made references to her stanky feet. Together, they formed one
of the most annoying TV tandems to date. Coulier went on to date Alanis
Morrissette, and rumors swirled that the song “You Oughta Know” was
written about him. Ironically enough, “Yo mama say you ugly” was rumored
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4. Danny Cooksey as "Sam McKinney" – Diffr’nt Strokes: Sam was
indeed THE “red headed stepchild.” He joined the Drummond domicile with
mom, Maggie, and moved in with Arnold and Willis. This bed-wetting, bawl
bag, talked like he always had a wad of cud in his mouth — “Mr. D” soon
became “Mish-ter Dee.” Sam was the typical “add a cute kid to the show to
boost the ratings” move of the 80s. He was terrible at baseball, he got
picked on by “The Gooch,” and even gets stood up by an old geezer at the
old folk’s home. The one truly cool thing that he did do, was to try and
get his friend, who happened to be a girl, to sleep over at his house. Now
that would have been a “very special episode”. Cooksey went on to grow out
a flowing mullet, and join several rock bands — one of which was Bad 4 Good.
The album had many songs, but one that sticks out is “Felony.” Wait,
shouldn’t that be on Todd Bridges album — or Dana Plato’s — or Gary
Coleman’s? Man, “Sam” actually turned out better than 75% of the kids on
that show. ... Maybe he isn’t so annoying. |
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3.
Josh Saviano as “Paul Pfeiffer” – Wonder Years: Pfeiffer really
had it bad. The kid was allergic to everything. He got rashes. He was
brutally bad in basketball. And let’s face it — Carla was no prize,
either. Kevin was a total dirtbag to Paul, day in and day out, but pansy
Paul just took it all in — partly because Kevin was his only friend.
Internet rumors pegged Saviano to actually be one in the same as Marilyn
Manson. The irony of this is that his current picture is scarier
than any of Manson’s antics. Seriously, Google that “mug” — don’t say I didn’t
warn you. |
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2.
Jaleel White as “Steve Urkel” – Please, someone get this whiny,
suspender-wearing weiner some Afrin! Yes, I know this show aired
predominantly in the 90s, but for the one year that it was in the decade
we all love, it felt more like 10 years. Urkel spent his days invading the
Winslows and crushing on his “main squeeze” Laura Winslow. That high
squeaky voice, possibly caused by his pants hiked up into his nether
regions, grates on my nerves like Fran Drescher on helium. His nerdiness
actually landed him his own cereal, “Urkel O’s.” The cereal was not well
received, had no future, and eventually ended up in the garbage ... just like
his acting career. |
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1.
Dustin Diamond as “Screech Powers” – Saved by the Bell: A Chia pet
with legs, Screech bumbled and stumbled into many a scenes on the hit
show, Saved by the Bell. His commonly cracking voice, horrific facial
expressions, and overall toolism makes him number one on our list. His
incessant lusting for Lisa Turtle and ridiculous characters annoyed
millions every Saturday. Diamond went on to appear in a litany of random
reality shows like Celebrity Fat Club (intended typo) and “Celebrity”
Boxing 2 (intended quotes). Making the jump from annoying to incredibly
disgusting, Diamond’s sex tape, entitled “Screeched- Saved by the Smell”
(I have no desire to find out why it is called that), emerged, with him
involved with a few ladies in a ménage puke. Violet Bickerstaff was
apparently too emotionally distraught to comment on the matter. |
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