Welcome to the 1980s humor time warp. Here is our collection of 80s-themed jokes. Humor that only exists in its time context.
Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire? (user submitted 06.05.07)
A: Beat it!
Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
A: Islands in the Stream
Q: Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?
A: John Cougar’s Melon Camp
Q: What’s grosser than sweat on Olivia Newton John?
A: Come on Eileen
Q: How did Billy Squier die?
A: Stroke! Stroke!
Q: What is the difference Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A: Michael Jackson was burned using Pepsi and Richard Pryor was burned using Coke.
Q: What happened when Michael Jackson invited Billy Squire and Kiss for a party?
A: Michael beat it, Billy stroked it and Kiss licked it up.
Q: How long did Lionel Ritchie sit on the toilet?
A: All Night Long!
Q: Why did the Valley Girl take two birth control pills?
A: To be “fer sure, fer sure.”
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: 22, cuz E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.
A 3-fer of Yugo jokes:
Q: What do you call a Yugo convertible with 2 tailpipes?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: Fill the gas tank.
Q: What does every Yugo come with?
A: A bus schedule.