80s Jokes
Welcome to the 1980s humor time warp. Here is our collection of 80s-themed jokes. Humor that only exists in its time context. Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire? (user submitted 06.05.07) A: Beat it! Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke? A: Islands in the Stream Q: Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? A: John Cougar’s Melon Camp Q: What’s grosser than sweat on Olivia...
The Karate Kid, 1984
Wax On, Wax Off In the 80s, The Karate Kid did for martial arts what Flashdance did for leg warmers. Girls loved the movie for heartthrob Ralph Maccio and guys loved it because – well because it was the ultimate kid meets bully, kid gets beat by bully, kid beats the you-know-what out of bully in the end. It all starts when Daniel LaRusso, the Karate Kid (played by Ralph Maccio) moves to California, where he quickly makes some...
80s Party Decorations
Eighties theme party decorations should be fun and outlandish – sort of like the 80s themselves. Depending on your event size and venue, you may choose to do a little or a lot, but the 80s party decoration ideas here should be a killer start – fur sure! We have party stories with tons of ideas listed below. Be sure to send in your own party story with pictures so others can enjoy your ideas as well! 80s Party NEWS:...
MASH Game
The fortune-telling game of pre-teen girls in the 80s. Oh, the hours whiled away figuring out just who I’d marry, where we’d live, how many kids we’d have, the kind of car I’d drive and so on. Strangely, this game did not accurately predict that I would live in the South, have one child and drive a Nissan Murano (navy) and work on the Internet – oh well. They didn’t have Nissan Muranos in 1983...
